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Hotel La Churuata
Patanemo, Venezuela

5 august 2001

 

Will and I thought it might be a neat idea to send a page of our diary from a year ago plus a photo page or two of where we were and what we were doing as we began our 9 month trip to South America this time last year.

We hope it might inspire some of you who might like to make a similar journey to go. I just read today in National Geographic something that the explorer Carl Lumholtz wrote about Mexico at the end of the 19th century. He said: "Primitive people as they are they taught me a new philosophy of life, for their ignorance is nearer to truth than our prejudice."

We arrived on August 1st in Caracas. A day or two before this diary entry, our rental van had been robbed in Puerto Cabello so we were feeling pretty low when we arrived at La Churuata. We stayed at Patanemo for some time before we relocated back to the city to work on getting our vans (which had yet to arrive) from customs which is another story.


Yesterday we all awoke feeling pretty depressed from the previous day's robbery. It turns out that Will and I lost more than we had initially thought since most of our clothes are gone. Will's two most favorite T-shirts-one from Newfoundland with a Puffin on it and one from Prince Edward Island-are gone. The CB radio and the linear amp are gone as are many of the cables for this mess of electronic equipment we have saddled ourselves with but we will survive. As I said 11 years ago after I was robbed here in Venezuela. "No lousy thief is going to make me change my plans." Come to think of it, I have been robbed in Venezuela each and every time I have been here: once in 1972, twice in 1989 and now again in 2000.

Venezuela is still a very third world country and we have to keep that in mind. Perhaps 40% of the population is unemployed and with the attitude of most Catholic countries to not deal with their burgeoning population , the tendency of the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer will continue. But where will it all end? Will entire countries fall prey due to poor planning and short sightedness by their governments? Perhaps.

We still find the general population courteous and extremely helpful to us even though we know there are eyes on us all the time with robbery as the general theme. And we are so gullible. We come from a country where you can sometimes leave your keys in your car at the mall and come back and find it still there. When I am at home, the back door is left open every night in the summer to admit fresh air. We once left for a weekend away and even left the back door open (by mistake of course) for the entire weekend. Not that robbery doesn't take place in West Virginia, it does. It is just 1000 times less prevalent than here. Every car here has an anti-theft system installed. A rental car has an anti-theft system in addition to a huge lock installed around the gear shift so even if they do get the car started, they can't go anywhere. We, me included, still forget to close the windows and lock the doors in our rental van even now after we have just been robbed. You can't get much more careless than we are. So where does that leave us so far?

Yesterday we had to go to Puerto Cabello (which nearly everyone in our group insists on calling Pto. Caballo! - even after repeated efforts at correcting this) to first make phone calls at the CAN TV office after getting money at a bank. After going to six banks, I was the only one that had a card that worked so I had to take out some half a million Bolivares so everyone could have some cash. Here we are several days into the trip and we are still using dollars! That is my fault though since I should have urged everyone to change money at Italcambio at the airport when we first arrived.

Driving in Pto. Cabello is truly an experience not to be missed. There are only two functioning traffic lights in the entire city to which no one pays even the slightest attention. The streets are narrow and crowded with people and cars. There is not a single stop sign. You approach an intersection and muscle your way through it. This is not the place for a timid driver. You have to be vigilant at every corner not to hit someone but you have to be aggressive enough to survive too. We soon came to know the streets not only by their smell (rotten garbage, rotten fish, rotten meat??) but also by the enormous holes in the earth that were put there to mark intersections I suppose. We did pass a meat truck which had a Thermo King on the top but guess what - it too was not functioning. Any driver must be aware that sometimes a light is half working - if people are stopped at a light, but the light seems not to be functioning, it probably is - it is on red but the red is burned out and everyone except you is aware of that fact. Caution. Caution. Caution... all the time caution! The three rules of driving in South America are: 1) never drive at night 2) never drive at night and 3) never drive at night. On the main street into the city, the man hole covers have been stolen to be sold for scrap. In the daytime you can spot the gaping holes and avoid loosing your front tire in one-at night, they are but mere shadows of doom.

I learned a new traffic law today - Never, ever pass a bus on the right when barreling through an intersection at high speed - you may just mow down a homeless man in a wheelchair guided by a drunk. After all, who would be in a six lane intersection pushing a wheelchair except a "doido." Anyway we finally found the CAN TV office. They have cabinas there where you can call where ever and pay all at once. We called my sister JoAnn and I gave her instructions for my nephew Roger to make Les a new Carnet since his was stolen yesterday. Then I called Pedro in Valencia to tell him what had happened. Then we called the Embassy in Caracas to arrange to get Valeria a new passport next week - oh, how I hate to drive back to and into that city! Les made some calls to cancel credit cards and made a call to Vicki's daughter Skye who is house sitting for them. I was OK with JoAnn as long as I was giving instructions on how to do things but when I hung up and said that I loved her, I lost it and started to cry. At times like that I wonder what I am doing again in such a lawless place.

Nine and one-half hours later we returned from a successful trip to Puerto Cabello that in the US would have taken an hour at most but who's complaining - not I. After all, it was a successful trip!

Outside right now, I hear the plaintiff screech of a caged hawk of some kind doomed to a wretched existence here in this "paradise by the sea" to be gawked at by weekend tourists till it dies of old age. I have not yet gotten up the nerve to even look at it. I just hear it all the time. If I had the money, I would buy it and set it free. I just learned from Miguel who works here that the hawk is called a 'gavilan.'

Weather: Hot, humid and hotter and humider. Rainy today. Mosquitoes attack after dusk in droves. The AC freezes up during the night. Yesterday we had no water nor electricity. The commode is stopped up. The pool which was green when we arrived is not so green and got used by me yesterday when I was soaped up in the middle of my outdoor shower when the water went off. Still, the people are very kind to us. I'm sure they all wonder how the USA can be such an advanced country with ignorant people like us living there.

A shower for me is good for about an hour. After that in this humidity, I start to sweat and ideally would have to change clothes three times a day if I had that many clothes. Incidentally, Valeria and I had some clothes washed at a 'lavanderia' yesterday which cost Bs. 7.000 or about $10. Of course you can not do it yourself but must pay someone else to do it.

We are staying in a weekend place called La Churuata at Patanemo which is some 10 miles east of Pto. Cabello. Churuata I am told refers to a round conical thatched roofed structure built by the indigenous peoples of Venezuela's dwindling jungle. It is a pleasant enough place - I plan to take photos in such a way that the people back home will think when seeing them that it is a first class resort when, in actuality, it is more like a half-assed effort at a resort surrounded by a muddy backwater filled with crabs. Our room for seven, however, is impressive at first glance. It is large and sometimes cool because the walls are all made of huge blocks of coral. The ceiling is made of bamboo upon which is laid some kind of roofing material which is then tarred and on top of that, it is thatched with palm leaves which was done by an indigenous person from Guyana I'm told. The AC works very well -- that is until it freezes up into a block of ice at about 3 in the morning!

We sometimes have water but it is only cold water even though there is a water heater bolted on the wall. It doesn't work. The shower head is missing and we have to keep a cup stuffed in the tub drain to keep the lizards and the crabs out of the tub. The mice eat the soap while we are sleeping at night. At least we think it's the mice since the crabs find it difficult to crawl up the sides of the bath tub. We are surviving and we have yet to tread on one each others nerves although the tension is there. I feel I am an unwilling tour guide but I expected that. What I don't know is how long I can remain calm and have some semblance of patience. Is this a new TV voyeur show called "Venezuela" where we are the players dropped into some backwater weekend resort in Venezuela where we will all be eaten by the crabs if we don't self destruct or consume ourselves in recriminations by the end of ten days? I wonder.

Oh, there was something good that happened: Yesterday on the way out of here, we were driving by the mangrove flats when we saw three or four brilliant pinkish-rose stilt legged birds probing the mud for food. They were outstandingly beautiful. I believe they were roseate spoonbills - the first I had ever seen.

The drive from here to Pto.Cabello is pretty too. You go up a mountain where there are abundant trees and flowers all along the road with higher mountains in the back ground almost always covered with mist. And now, in the background, just in time to crush that bucolic image, I hear a huge sub-woofer from some junk car beating like a huge heart in tachycardia.

So I will now work on a couple of picture pages from the past few days. Just when I thought the 'heartbeat' had gone on by this place, it is back. Who knows, that instead of the drone of mosquitoes might be what will keep me awake tonight. The anticipation is killing me..

One last note - our Vanagons are to be shipped from Miami today.

Afternoon: We went back to the Natalmar restaurant up the road for a late lunch just a while ago. Orlando was our waiter -- mesanero is the word for waiter and mesanera for a waitress. We had some of the same things from before all including platano frito. When it's green, they have to smash it to fry it and it's called tostones and when it's maduro or ripe, they just slice it to fry it. Both ways it's good! The food was well prepared and very tasty.

Now Kai and I are sitting in the thatched roofed churuata that they use for a "game room" (which is leaking in the rain) working on some PhotoDeluxe files. I downloaded the PD program a few nights back and Kai is now learning it.

Will Foertsch and Larry Calhoun

 

 

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